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Ok, show of hands. Who here remembers me?

Some dude commented on some of my old entries and it made me go, "oh yeah, livejournal. That sure was good times."

So then I read through all my old posts and I missed everyone :(

News from Salinas

Things on TV that have made my dad laugh:

1. A chick putting her underwear on outside her pants.
2. That Brooke Shields car commercial.
3. Dudes getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos.
4. Two and a Half Men.

Things on TV that did not make my dad laugh:

1. Anything that makes me laugh.

Things IRL that made me laugh:

My Dad's befuddlement over the fact that my 14 year old niece and I don't enjoy the same music.

Did I win the race?


Babies come from the mummy and daddy. Inside the mummy's tummy, they go zoom - the two things. Whoever wins the race goes wuvavoovavoov, mixed up with the egg and then out pops the baby. Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won't have any children. I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.

Angus knows the score