Saw this while I was out and about.

Things on TV that have made my dad laugh:

1. A chick putting her underwear on outside her pants.
2. That Brooke Shields car commercial.
3. Dudes getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos.
4. Two and a Half Men.

Things on TV that did not make my dad laugh:

1. Anything that makes me laugh.

Things IRL that made me laugh:

My Dad's befuddlement over the fact that my 14 year old niece and I don't enjoy the same music.

OMG YOU GUYS!! There's this game called Guitar Hero and it's totally fun, you should play it!

Just to be clear: I DO NOT WEAR SARAH PALIN GLASSES.

That is all.

I know what you're thinking...

"Man, Silent Hill 2 was a great game, and NES sure was a great gaming system. Why can't I indulge my love for both at the same time?"





( Well now you can! )

Within 36 hours of choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, McCain's camp registered www.voteforthemilf.com.

Stay classy, John.



Evidence!

Babies come from the mummy and daddy. Inside the mummy's tummy, they go zoom - the two things. Whoever wins the race goes wuvavoovavoov, mixed up with the egg and then out pops the baby. Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won't have any children. I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.

Angus knows the score

Why is his name Waluigi and not Wuigi?



This bothers me so much.

My friend made this game called Braid, and it just got the Soulja Boy seal of approval.



His enthusiasm is contagious! You should all play it if you have an xbox360.

I just received this from a complete stranger:


I don't understand your post at all. I can't figure what you are trying to say. So I figured I would just ask

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY.

the librarian thing kinda works. I GUESS

Do you want to meet a cool guy that would treat you right????

Or WHAT???????????


I think he might be the one guys!

If not, I'm also waiting on a reply from a lovely guy from Malaysia who "really loves to watch a woman cry." Swoon!

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Ok, my people, you know how this works. I've posted the first line of the first 30 songs on shuffle. You tell me what the songs are. I actually doubt that many of these will be figured out, not because I'm on the ultra cool obscure band indie tip or anything, just that no one ever seems to know them. If no one tries and I don't get responses though, I will assume no one likes me and I'm totally unpopular. And I will cry and cry and cry.

1.Yeah, he was big landowner, he was a bad mouthbreather

2. That's all I wanted, something special, something sacred in your eyes
Father Figure - George Micheal (somedayseattle)

3. Forever doesn’t mean forever anymore

4. I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger, pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
Mandy Goes to Med School - The Dresden Dolls (excusemesenator)

5. Long goes the night, longer the day

6. Tie yourself to me, no one else

7. Well I’ve been elected to rock your asses till midnight

8. You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older
Older - They Might Be Giants (petre)

9. I never want to be seen as cheap, I saw the tears in his eyes and I thought, that's sweet

10. You can only talk so much about things that are never ever going to happen
Yellow - Okkervil River (excusemesenator)

11. These walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound
Paper Thin Walls - Modest Mouse (excusemesenator)

12. The ladies in my dreams are so obliging
Seas to Far to Reach - Okkervil River (excusemesenator)

13. He's seen me so clearly, come over and get my number

14. I am not you senorita, I am not from your tribe

15. By the desperate 'n' confused emotion of the youth

16. If he’s the big boss and you’re the hot sauce

17. Here I am back home again, I’m here to rest
Black Sheep Boy - Okkervil River (excusemesenator)

18. All that I have is this dull paring knife

19. Oh oh my my my, my man's up all night

20. This is how it works, it feels a little worse
On the Radio - Regina Spektor (friendhamster)

21. I've got the new sincerity
Fake French - Le Tigre (excusemesenator)

22. I have a tale to tell

23. hold my head we'll trampoline
Velouria - The Pixies (excusemesentator)

24. As loud as hell, a ringing bell
I Bleed - The Pixies (excusemesenator)

25. Its you that I adore you’ll always be my whore
Ava Adore - Smashing Pumpkins (somedayseattle)

26. Tuna, rubber, a little blubber in my igloo

27. All of the stage names evaporate and it’s just a blood flushed and hard rushing race
Title Track - Okkervil River (excusemesenator)

28. She will kiss you till your lips bleed, but she will not take her dress off
Sailor Song - Regina Spektor (petre)

29. Do you not hear me anymore I know it's not your thing to care
Battle of Who Could Care Less - Ben Folds Five (voodooskeleton)

30. She was going with a cinematographer everyone knew that he was really a pornographer
Lounge (Closing Time) - Modest Mouse (excusemesenator)


Guess, guess, guess!

It's Valentimes!


I have a crush on every boy <3

I honestly cannot imagine any other valentine that would make me squeal with delight the way receiving this one would. It's perfect in every way.



From the Bureau of Communication

I was never a /b/tard or whatever you call it. I've been to 4chan maybe twice. However, I fully support anonymous in their war against Scientology. But, I wouldn't even be writing about it had I not seen this at Ectomo:



This is seriously the sexiest looking support ribbon I have ever seen. I'm such a sucker for a dapper suit. They could be asking me to support bludgeoning the handicapped with babies and this image would probably sway me to their side.

Friendhamster said I need to post something more than youtube videos. She wanted an essay on my deepest thoughts, but frankly that sounds boring and I'm way too lazy. However, I can't think of a better way to give people a glimpse into my subconscious than to show them the time-travel epic I wrote when I was 10.

I luuuuurve this band so much. If I had to choose between killing my mom or never hearing Okkervil River again, well I probably wouldn't kill Mom, but it wouldn't be an easy choice.

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All publicity is good publicity apparently, because Terbolizard seems determined to use my previous post to his advantage. I've received three messages from him today.

Two sent to my lj inbox...

"so i'm asleep in bed and the phone rings, my political ally out in florida calls me, 'you've got to go online right away'... really enjoying the thread at your site, very fun. i'd love to comment there but i'm not a member, WTF. where are you located? would you like a free copy of the poster? =P"

"i posted your blog to my official campaign website 'recent interest' and to a myspace bulletin."

And one to my myspace...

hey, the whole wtf_inc thing was quite fun this morning.

basically, having a bunch of netgeek photoshop hags dissing on me is like having a bunch of punk rockers hating on the ramones, very cool.

to return the favor, i'll comp you a meal at my fundraiser this friday in GV if you like, for real, it's just around the corner from the del oro.

my cell: XXX XXX XXXX

cheers

tt

That's right bishes, I've been COMPED. Jealous? Of course you are.

P.S. I should get a poster, y/y?

Sloths were made for hugging, and no one will ever convince me otherwise. If I ever across a sloth I wouldn't be able to stop myself from giving it a hug. Sure it would resist at first, but it would wear itself out quick. And when it realized I just want some cuddles, it would chill out go with it. Cause they love to snuggle.

Why are there not more sloth macros??