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A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer.

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Ok, show of hands. Who here remembers me?

Some dude commented on some of my old entries and it made me go, "oh yeah, livejournal. That sure was good times."

So then I read through all my old posts and I missed everyone :(

~TERBOLIZARD 4EVA~

Saw this while I was out and about.

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News from Salinas

Things on TV that have made my dad laugh:

1. A chick putting her underwear on outside her pants.
2. That Brooke Shields car commercial.
3. Dudes getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos.
4. Two and a Half Men.

Things on TV that did not make my dad laugh:

1. Anything that makes me laugh.

Things IRL that made me laugh:

My Dad's befuddlement over the fact that my 14 year old niece and I don't enjoy the same music.
OMG YOU GUYS!! There's this game called Guitar Hero and it's totally fun, you should play it!

Because some people seem to be confused










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Just to be clear: I DO NOT WEAR SARAH PALIN GLASSES.

That is all.

There was a HOLE here...

I know what you're thinking...

"Man, Silent Hill 2 was a great game, and NES sure was a great gaming system. Why can't I indulge my love for both at the same time?"


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Well now you can!Collapse )

Who doesn't love MILFs?

Within 36 hours of choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, McCain's camp registered www.voteforthemilf.com.

Stay classy, John.

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Evidence!

Did I win the race?

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Babies come from the mummy and daddy. Inside the mummy's tummy, they go zoom - the two things. Whoever wins the race goes wuvavoovavoov, mixed up with the egg and then out pops the baby. Which one won the race? Did I win the race? Do they have eyes? I won't have any children. I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.

Angus knows the score

Why?

Why is his name Waluigi and not Wuigi?

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This bothers me so much.